CUTI CUTI JON REMBO - sole journey of the number one fookie

Wutdup gays! Me jon rembo want story u gays my trip to singapur last saturday hor. So exited to go there window shopping seeing tities bouncing but haa 50% nice hor go there another 50% like shit! Why?wanna know? :

1.currency exchange so high, tell u haa me change rm500 got sgd207.50 fakker so little the money crazy man

2.malaysia imergresen so good man soft and easy to pass through, but babi singapur imegresen cibai slow, in arriving hall got 500++ people waiting only 6kaunter open to cop the paspot. So u do the matematik la around 45minits standing waiting to chop the paspot. Then the officer there face like shit think we'all owe them money. And one more think we all some kind of terrorist or orang jahat fakker think we want to go to bethlehem or what, high security 100% shit! Totally buang masa la at the check point!

3.trafic jam like shit i tell u want to cross the tambak 20minit!fakker!!

4.hard to find malay halal food bloody hungry man lucky at jb i tapau roti bakar first. Most of the food shop there got this logo "HALAL JAN HALAL NI" wah lau wei!!

5.what happen haa no pretty girls&awek manis over there? died oready kaa?? thousand people at orchard rd there only i can see sexy girls/sexywomen but muka pecah tongkang, lucky they got their good tasty "assets" if not haa sure suwey man!

Show you gays some pictures taken with my dslr camera when i found the "heaven"



Hahahahaa found the "heaven" see the jaguar there so juicy sgd1300


Wah lau wei juicy tele!

Wei neofookie u want this gitar izit?Got money? this one cheap lor on sale sgd1750 not sale sgd2100 hor!

This grestech hor sgd3000 above!!

Waaa mau ini PRS!!!

But one thing hor i find totally shit things hor, suwey my day laa!!

Fakk jebo!!


-jon rembo