This is my 1st time write in english. I’m sorry if my english so broken noise because last time when I in school I always skip teacher Leong english class lepak behind school canteen smokin cigarette and playing cards.
In those days cigarette is so cheap one packet 20batang price not more than 5ringgit. But we always smoke gudang garam cigarette because 1batang can share like 10person.
I heard the ministry(not the band tau) want to increase cigarette price 30ringgit per packet. What the hell!!! Got gold inside the kotak or what!!! If people want to smoke just let them smoke lah, everybody got their own grave what!
Why I’m not aggreed with the decision because my friend Mr.Neofishy is started smoking again after couple of month hiatus from the smoking scene, if the cigarette price sky rocketted it will burden him. And one more thing Mr.Neofishy don’t like to smoke cheap cheap cigarette like brand Saat or LM because he is Marlboro guy.
Last time when I still hangin out with fendi salim he used to smoke rokok daun and quite cheap duhhh “nebiket nebilon, sendiri hisap sendiri gulung”
Next month is my son 1year old birthday, my wife suggest want to celebrate son birthday by calling Mcdonald to the house and everybody can get a set of Happymeal and play poison chair game. But my heart is not happy because if I squatting money can come out from my ass don’t say mcdonald, hotel panpacific also I can call cater their food. So I have made my decicion change the menu to mee hoon goreng, karipap and air sirap, save budget and very minimalis.
I know I’m not really a good father but I’m trying my best to be a good one. I also will expose my son with music instrument and going to send him learn music the correct way like music classes because I don’t want him to be like my friend Mr.Qarmadharma, already old but still learning do re mi fa so la ti do, go to sleep la brader!! THE END.
P/S feet tapping waiting Brader Dozo continue to smoke again hahahahaaaa
9 comments:
you english so cheap.
but i like alot lot
broken noise
this is so batu pahat
this is what we wanna hear!
bladihell, i smoke marlboro becoz it's cool lah....it's not cool to smoke L&M or SAAT...i'm a cool person, so marlboro suits me best....fak fak fak.....
by the way, mihun goreng, onde2 and karipap was so yesteryear...like pak maon said, "asyik-asyik onde2, mihun, karipap"....except sirap....
SIRAP IS URBAN...GET IT?
wei tora... i quit smoking for about 1 year & 5 months. just keep your feet tapping until you die.
tora..... you said to me that you want to be like ron jeremy. you can go to the fountain at night and offer bapoks (tribute to khaty komeng) with your gudang garam coklat to smoke.
i stupid, i no school
muahahaha...post yg best,satu2nya english post,translate bulat2 dari bahasa melayu,hahahaa.....
I think once a while i will post english entry because nowdays i always buy thestar newspaper to play sudoku inside.
Demm you brader dozo one day if i caught u secretly smoking i will stab your chest with a fork!!
wow, no wonder la your english had improved.
nice.
eh, good.
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