APA BEST SANGAT KE??

Gerai Mee Bandung Muar

Lokasi: depan stesen minyak esso kampung melayu, sebelah kedai motor dan pusat memandu hasnah ali

Waktu berniaga: petang sampai lewat malam

Gua hari hari lalu depan kedai ni tapi gua buat taknampak je sebab kalau makan mee bandung dekat JB ni dah rasa mcm makan mee tomyam siap serai dengan daun limau, apataknya dimasak oleh brader brader siam, letih brader!! Kalau gua nak makan mee bandung muar selalunya gua balik BP nak lagi true terus turun bandar Muar.

Baru baru ni tekak gua terasa nak pekena mee bandung muar, gua tabahkan hati singgah kedai ni, kalau mee bandung muar dia rasa mcm mee bandung siam memang gua karate meja lipat. Sesudu kuah gua sudu kedalam mulut jangkaan gua meleset, memang tak syak lagi memang power diapunya mee bandung muar!!! Memang resepi kuah asli, ada hirisan daging dan sotong, sawi hijau dan telur kuning tak pecah. Lepas tu lu kasi bilas dengan air asam boi pehhh…….
Nasi goreng kampung dia pun boleh tahan sedap, rasa kampung tau bukan rasa siam. SEKIAN.

AISEHMEN part 2

Lucha Libre??? Demm demm!!

AISEHMEN

Aisehmen brader korg punya gelek kalah mdaud kilau sehhh

GEMBENG

Ni macam kensel la nak beli pencuci muka dia, baik beli sabun fab, mengada ngada!!!

Pssst nak lagi true nangis tepi sungai la mcm ada sorang member gua ni(nama dirahsiakan). Nasib baik la ada brader neofishy kalau tak ntah la............... hahahahahaaaaaaaa

SMOKIN ACE

This is my 1st time write in english. I’m sorry if my english so broken noise because last time when I in school I always skip teacher Leong english class lepak behind school canteen smokin cigarette and playing cards.

In those days cigarette is so cheap one packet 20batang price not more than 5ringgit. But we always smoke gudang garam cigarette because 1batang can share like 10person.
I heard the ministry(not the band tau) want to increase cigarette price 30ringgit per packet. What the hell!!! Got gold inside the kotak or what!!! If people want to smoke just let them smoke lah, everybody got their own grave what!
Why I’m not aggreed with the decision because my friend Mr.Neofishy is started smoking again after couple of month hiatus from the smoking scene, if the cigarette price sky rocketted it will burden him. And one more thing Mr.Neofishy don’t like to smoke cheap cheap cigarette like brand Saat or LM because he is Marlboro guy.
Last time when I still hangin out with fendi salim he used to smoke rokok daun and quite cheap duhhh “nebiket nebilon, sendiri hisap sendiri gulung”

Next month is my son 1year old birthday, my wife suggest want to celebrate son birthday by calling Mcdonald to the house and everybody can get a set of Happymeal and play poison chair game. But my heart is not happy because if I squatting money can come out from my ass don’t say mcdonald, hotel panpacific also I can call cater their food. So I have made my decicion change the menu to mee hoon goreng, karipap and air sirap, save budget and very minimalis.

I know I’m not really a good father but I’m trying my best to be a good one. I also will expose my son with music instrument and going to send him learn music the correct way like music classes because I don’t want him to be like my friend Mr.Qarmadharma, already old but still learning do re mi fa so la ti do, go to sleep la brader!! THE END.


P/S feet tapping waiting Brader Dozo continue to smoke again hahahahaaaa

SHUFFLE EMBAH MU!!!

Pehhh layan sehh cerita ni semalam, wa nak return lagi sekali diapunya ulangan. Gua try jugak shuffle depan anak gua, dia terus masuk bawah meja main habuk, kecik kecik dah pandai melawan orang tua! SEKIAN

Songkok hitam, lilit putih 2 inci

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METCORE 101

REMAJA PANASONIK

Ada sesiapa yang boleh bermain dram mcm brader ni sila kontek gua dengan segera. Harga boleh runding!!